And you thought dolphins were the cuddly puppies of the sea. Well you’re WRONG. Dead wrong. Dolphins are, apparently, a sexually aggressive species bent on attacking lady swimmers!
Watch the video – you can hear the male swimmer laughing as the dolphin starts getting personal with his female friend. But then dolphin wang makes an appearance, and things don’t seem quite so funny. (Well, maybe to you, but not to the girl getting her lady bits groped by a really big fish.)
According to marine biologists, dolphins are widely known for getting frisky with human swimmers. Not only that, but dolphins have been observed capturing and raping other dolphins, and are known to kill baby dolphins to make the females sexually available faster.
A word to the wise here: just stay away from dolphins – they are not psychic, they do not impart wisdom or serenity - they’re 400 lb baby killing rapists.