And you thought dolphins were the cuddly puppies of the sea. Well you’re WRONG. Dead wrong. Dolphins are, apparently, a sexually aggressive species bent on attacking lady swimmers!
Watch the video – you can hear the male swimmer laughing as the dolphin starts getting personal with his female friend. But then dolphin wang makes an appearance, and things don’t seem quite so funny. (Well, maybe to you, but not to the girl getting her lady bits groped by a really big fish.)
According to marine biologists, dolphins are widely known for getting frisky with human swimmers. Not only that, but dolphins have been observed capturing and raping other dolphins, and are known to kill baby dolphins to make the females sexually available faster.
A word to the wise here: just stay away from dolphins – they are not psychic, they do not impart wisdom or serenity - they’re 400 lb baby killing rapists.
Ok, very bad joke, but perhaps the woman smelled like tuna & the dolphin thought there was a meal to be had.
uh… dolphins aren’t fish.
dang cool story bro.
Do you have a source for the statement that “dolphins have been observed capturing and raping other dolphins, and are known to kill baby dolphins to make the females sexually available faster” – in all my years of reading about dolphins, I’ve never seen anything about this.
Talk about stretching out the truth. ‘Some’ dolphins have been known to get a bit aggressive with females. But when one considers the amount of interaction between dolphins and humans its really rare.
I have never seen a report of a male dolphin killing a baby -in fact they protect them from dangers.
As bad as male humans.
i am SO disillusioned….i really thought dolphins were sweet naturally loving animals. This is very saddening to hear.