Bret Michaels Suffers Brain Hemorrhage

By Mark Lorenz on April 23rd, 2010

Bad news for anyone who’s a fan of hair plugs, hair metal, or hair in general. Bret Michaels has been hospitalized. And it’s not looking good in the least.

Bret Michaels was rushed to the ICU on Thursday, after complaining about an excruciating headache. There it was discovered that he was suffering from a massive brain hemorrhage. Bleeding was discovered at the base of his brain stem. He had an emergency appendectomy at a facility for diabetics last week after complaining of stomach pains before a scheduled performance at Sea World. He was expected to recover fully.

Michaels is currently a contestant on the third season of The Celebrity Apprentice.

Now, I’ve never really been a fan of Bret Michaels. Or Poison. Or trashy reality shows on VH1, or Los Angeles styled cowboy hats over bandanas that hide male-patterned baldness. Or bands that once ruled the Sunset Strip but now have to roll around in detergent to get the STD’s off of themselves. But nobody here at Manolith wishes death on anyone else. Except Carlos Mencia.

So from all of us at the Tsavo offices to Bret Michaels – get well. It’ll take a miracle for him not to be permanently damaged from such a trauma.

Comments

  1. hey mark lorenz

    April 24th, 2010 - 2:35:49 AM

    What have you ever done? I think you piece of shit two bit writers are complete losers. get a real job.

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  2. phyl

    April 24th, 2010 - 5:29:29 AM

    I wish him well, he is a talented performer and a very creative and intelligent person with two young children who need him. Thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family. Don't know why any "writer" would choose to insult someone in such a grave situation. Your opinions are unneccessary and unimportant and just plain hateful.

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