Prematurely Ejaculate? Your Dad Probably Does As Well.

By Mark Lorenz on April 22nd, 2010

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How’s that for an image? Yeah, bask in that. Swirl it around in your head.

That’s probably one of the most disturbing headlines I’m ever going to write in my life. But more frighteningly, it’s absolutely true. That’s right, if you’ve ever stared face-to-face with a disappointed woman wondering why your penis was more useless than a breeze in November, chances are you can probably blame your dad. Which means you’re never going to look at him the same way again. Which means it’ll strain your already damaged relationship. Which means YOU’LL NEVER PLAY CATCH WITH HIM AGAIN.

Cue the bawling. And the hand-wringing. And the repressed childhood memories.

Not only can premature ejaculation be passed down genetically, it’s also due to an abnormality related to dopamine – hence why dopamine drugs can sometimes make you super-horny. Popular opinion before was that prematurely ejaculating was related to psychological conditions – such as not being completely comfortable during sex, but now, you can for sure point a blaming figure towards your family.

Jesus Christ, genetics are responsible for everything bad in your life. Baldness, heart disease, and now your penis acting irritable. So if your family is balding, constantly clutching their hearts, and weeping late into the night, you’re pretty much screwed.

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