Boobquake To Happen April 26th

By Mark Lorenz on April 22nd, 2010

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Boobquake is coming. And it’ll be a very good April 26^th.

There was an item in the news a few days ago about crazy Iranian critics blaming women dressing sluttily for causing massive worldwide earthquakes. And why wouldn’t that make any sense? The other day, I went out in public without a shirt and somebody got shot. If you think that’s a coincidence, you’re clearly not as creative as Iranian clerics. Or Pat Robertson. Who makes up two Iranian clerics, or thereabouts.

Thankfully, here in America, we have creative women willing to ridicule idiotic leaders. Such as Jennifer McCreight. To help combat supernatural thinking that leads to the oppression of women, she’s going to encourage everyone to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday,  April 26^th. In an event called Boobquake. Which we should all get behind, as it sounds like a Hooters event at a monster truck rally. In order to help cause an earthquake, women will be encouraged to dress as slutty as possible, in order to best cause an earthquake.

Which probably won’t happen, but what if it actually did? What if everybody pushed their boobs up and they caused an earthquake? Would women be ostracized temporarily, or would we fear them for their power?

But it won’t happen. So enjoy walking about April 26^th, for boobquake, boobquake, boobquake.

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