And she’s been eliminated. Well, it’s about time. I’ve seen seals with better senses of rhythm than Kate Gosselin. And better haircuts. And also, seals don’t get famous for pushing a bunch of babies out of them.
For anyone that follows Dancing With The Stars, you probably need a better hobby. Like slamming your hands inside of car doors, burning your good eye with a mild battery acid, or narrowly avoiding cars when you pee on the freeway. I’m kidding, none of you are that exciting. But if you watched Kate Gosselin flop around for over four weeks, and thought to yourself, “Hey! I’d like to see more of that lady with the entitlement and the Flock Of Seagulls haircut pretend like she has no feet,” I hope you actually engage in the aforementioned activities. Repeatedly.
Fortunately, America has decided that they’ve seen enough of Kate Gosselin’s rampant sense of entitlement and crazy leaking from her feet and poisoning everything around them, so she was voted off of Dancing With The Stars. But not before she managed to dance to Pretty in Pink’s anthem, “Don’t You Forget About Me”. That sound that you’re hearing is John Hughes climbing out of the grave to try to strangle the TLC execs that made Kate Gosselin popular in the first place.
You’ll enjoy this clip. As much as you’ll enjoy a stick in the face. Altogether now…..KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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