Which, I don’t believe. Not for a second. What, you’re Mormon, were on American Idol, with an amazing voice and claiming you’re not interested in the girls throwing themselves at you?
Suuuuuuure, David Archuleta. Little DA took to the internet in this last week to address rumors of his sexuality. Which shouldn’t be rumors cause the dude is gayer than unicorns humping vampires in WeHo. Anyway, Twitter was ablaze, because DA was hanging out at a gay club watching his friend sing, when he had to clear up the confusion about his sexuality with six seperate tweets.
Six. You know what would’ve probably sufficed? A simple, “Listen, broheims, I’m not at all gay,” linked to a twitpic of slapping Annalynn McCord on the ass. Instead, he got all philosophical and existential on Twitter, about where he should spend his time and how he needed to be careful about where he went next.
Which insinuates a few things. First off, that randomly showing up to a gay club is weird. It’s’ not, unless you’re a D-lister in the public eye obviously coming to grips with their sexuality. And secondly, that Twitter is a good medium to express deep feelings and opine openly. Which it’s not.
We’re not convinced, DA. But we do look forward to your Ricky Martin styled announcement in a few years.
Comments
Hunnzy
April 21st, 2010 - 4:24:03 PM
Leave him alone! He is not gay and I think that David felt he owed it to his fans to tell them thay he went there to support Charice. You gays just have to think the worst of him. David doesnt judge anyone but he does not go to bars and party with gays or straights. Get a life and find soneone else to pick on.
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Light it up
April 22nd, 2010 - 8:47:10 AM
Shut the hell up. You have no clue. He is very gay.
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jazzy
May 3rd, 2010 - 9:00:32 AM
Why does anyone even care if he is or isn't? Must've been a very slow news day that day..
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Fangirl
May 4th, 2010 - 3:25:32 PM
Why would you want to hurt someone like David? There is nothing at all wrong with announcing you're not gay. Stupid double standard.
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Rob H
July 2nd, 2011 - 9:46:40 AM
He's as gay as that Martin guy...
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