Charlie Sheen, will you ever learn? Will we need to stage an intervention, or a Comic Relief sort of function to lead you off the path of obvious insanity that you’ve been cultivating?
Charlie Sheen has shaved his head. Which isn’t necessarily a warning sign of underlying insanity, but if we can take anything away from Britney Spears’ bouts with shaved heads, he will soon write an album better than most of all her other albums, that will be tragically overlooked due to his insane behavior. But that won’t happen. This is Charlie Sheen. He’ll just keep on keeping on with his escorts and his shaved head, and his drugs. And not star in the most massive hit CBS has had in years.
Oh yeah, he was seeing an escort that he met in rehab. Supposedly to counsel her. And another escort on the side, while remaining married to his wife. What massive balls on this man, to date somebody he met in rehab under the pretext that he’s helping her recover. If I were trying to recover from anything, Charlie Sheen would be the last person who I’d want to help me recover from anything. Unless it was a jellyfish sting. Because chances are, he’s really great at peeing on other people. He just has that look about him.
charlie sheen is a f*ckwad of a man. I mean, have you seen his disguise??