Christina Hendricks Is The Best-Looking Woman In America

By Mark Lorenz on April 19th, 2010

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If any of you have ever seen Mad Men, you know one incontrovertible fact: Christina Hendricks is one of the hottest women in the world.

And now, the world has voted. Or at least, America has, and Christina Hendricks is the best looking woman in America. So sayeth Esquire’s May 2010 issue. Does this mean that another season of Mad Men is coming? Yes. Is it an easy way to get publicity? You betcha. Doesn’t this mean more people are going to be taking pictures of Christina Hendricks? AWW, HELL SON, YOU KNOW IT. She’s so hot her name should be Kelvin Hendricks. Her hair is so red, her crotch so fiery, that NASA has shot four Mars rovers onto it. She’s so curvy, I told my graphing calculator about her, it turned sentient, then exploded. She’s such a hottie that hyperbole escapes me.

Sometimes, I lose faith in America. In their judgment, their collective mindset. They do things like make the people from Jersey Shore famous. But in voting Christina Hendricks the best-looking woman in America, my faith is fully restored. Cause goddamn, son. I said goddamn. Hopefully America will exhibit the same discretion when choosing to tune into Mad Men when it returns for another season.

But we’re not angling for miracles here.