John Mayer’s Penis has been busy these days. First it kept John Mayer from dating black women, and as of this coming Tuesday it is releasing its first solo project.
“I do not endorse this project in any way,” John Mayer was quoted as saying late last week.
The album entitled, “Go Back to Africa!” is a mix of smooth jazz, acoustic guitar, and brutal late 19th century racism. While the album has been praised for its thoughtful chord progression and creative rhymes, the lyrics themselves have met with a heavy wall of criticism.
John Mayer’s penis originally got the idea for the album when it woke up one night while John Mayer was asleep and realized it was sentient. It then spent the next six months writing down ideas for songs while John Mayer slept, using a notepad that John always kept on the bed near his penis.
“I don’t know why I kept a notepad and pencils near my penis while I slept. And now, I regret that decision,” said John Mayer at a press conference, denouncing his penis.
John Mayer’s penis has himself been blunt about Mr. Mayer, “He washes me too much,” the penis began, “but more than that, frankly, we just don’t see eye to eye on the issue of race relations and I don’t know how we’re going to come a solution we both feel comfortable with.”
John Mayer’s penises new album “Go Back To Africa!” can be purchased online or at a very few Wal-Marts in the deep, deep South.
