There’s something that must be in the waters of New Jersey that are making their kids racist. Or guidos. Or maybe the same thing that’s in the waters of New Jersey could make your kids racist, or guidos, depending on how it is you absorb it.
In a South New Jersey Walmart, a teenage boy grabbed the supermarket microphone and told all the black people to leave the store. In Edgewater, a fourteen-year-old girl did the same thing at a Whole Foods.
Really? Out of all the places you pick to be arbitrarily racist, you pick a Whole Foods? That’s like, the most mundane place in the world. If you’re going to try to be racist teenagers, pick a venue where the resultant action would match the offense. Like a basketball game. Although, I would’ve loved to have been at the Whole Foods to watch her get carted away and the enraged guilty white liberals shopping at Whole Foods. They probably had harsh words for the party responsible, or at least they talked sideways out of their mouths at them. Whatever it is people do who shop at Whole Foods do when they’re angry, other than sign petitions and bike away dramatically.
Criminal files are being charged against the girl. Enjoy your attention-whoring.