New Jersey Teenagers Are Apparently Racist

There’s something that must be in the waters of New Jersey that are making their kids racist. Or guidos. Or maybe the same thing that’s in the waters of New Jersey could make your kids racist, or guidos, depending on how it is you absorb it.

In a South New Jersey Walmart, a teenage boy grabbed the supermarket microphone and told all the black people to leave the store. In Edgewater, a fourteen-year-old girl did the same thing at a Whole Foods.

Really? Out of all the places you pick to be arbitrarily racist, you pick a Whole Foods? That’s like, the most mundane place in the world. If you’re going to try to be racist teenagers, pick a venue where the resultant action would match the offense. Like a basketball game. Although, I would’ve loved to have been at the Whole Foods to watch her get carted away and the enraged guilty white liberals shopping at Whole Foods. They probably had harsh words for the party responsible, or at least they talked sideways out of their mouths at them. Whatever it is people do who shop at Whole Foods do when they’re angry, other than sign petitions and bike away dramatically.

Criminal files are being charged against the girl. Enjoy your attention-whoring.

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3 Responses to New Jersey Teenagers Are Apparently Racist

  1. Both kids were probably hispanic. Why doesn’t the media say the race of the indivual. They don’t have to release a name because of the age. They can say what race they are.

    THEY WERE PROBABLY BLACK OR HISPANIC.

  2. The kids who made the racial comment were probably black or hispanic.

  3. what is going on? says:

    Why don’t Parents have any lessons to teach their kids not to do stuff like that? How could 2 Teens tell Black people to leave the store? why couldn’t everybody else leave? all they are doing is shopping,what did they do to them? Black people can be accused of anything,Mistakely for robbing or stealing….Messed up,Racist! Bring The Protestants Back!!