Watch Jerry Jones Drunk!

By James Sheldon on April 14th, 2010

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I knew there was a GREAT reason I despised the Dallas Cowboys, and my eyes twitch every time I catch a glimpse of owner Jerry Jones.

I apologize to my Cowgirl-fan friends. Not sincerely, but just kind of, for adding a little more intensity to the Wednesday whoopin’ your owner is presently enduring.

Drinking in public, and sharing your thoughts on the inner workings of football with a bunch of courtesy laughers doesn’t seem the best idea now, does it Big J? How ’bout them Cowboys? How ’bout them Long Island Iced Teas!?

Let’s break it down. He’s drunk, considers Romo the “miracle,” uses two four letter words to describe Bill Parcels, “love” and “sh*t,” then goes on to drop a hammer on the prospect of Tim Tebow playing in the NFL.

If truth is in the wine, then Jerry Jones has once again proven why Dallas will come up short in 2010-2011. A micro-manager who clearly knows less about the game in 2010 than he thinks he does. When you’ve got that much money, and can’t get the people you want in the right places? C’mon!? Wade Phillips is gonna lead a team to the Super Bowl!? How did a talent like Miles Austin stand on the sideline as long as he did? This organization knows as much about analyzing talent as Jones does building stadiums to ideal specifications.

The worst part of it? His audience. Are they Cowboys fans? Or just stupid across the board? “I will laugh at everything you say, Mr. Moneybags. Hahahaha…we’re recording you, and are going to screw you on the Internet, hahaha…You have enough money to destroy each one of us, and turn us into faint, lifeless memories, hahaha, but this stuff is so funny! You’re drunk and candid!”

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