This might come as a shock to some of you all, but Steven Seagal MAY be a sleaze. Just maybe. That trail of ooze he leaves behind while doing aikido and starring in his own series where he’s a cop isn’t bread crumbs. It’s legitimate, Grade-A skeeze.
How skeezy is Steven Seagal? He might be into human trafficking. Granted, this is still going to be deliberated over in a court, but I wouldn’t put it past Seagal importing legions of Asian women to satisfy his sick fetishes of, uh, legions of Asian women. Recreating his lazy-ninja scenes from such movies as Under Seige and Under Seige 2.
Unfortunately, sexual harassment and human trafficking are no laughing matters. Fortunately, Steven Seagal has an innate ability to make anything hilarious. Such as guitars. Of which he has one of the world’s largest collections. I was going to go see him play at the House of Blues in Chicago, but serendipity somehow prevented it – which is good, because if these latest allegations are any indication, he might’ve lured my into an executive assistant position, and then tried to sodomize me repeatedly. That’s what a 23-year-old former model, Kayden Nguyen, is claiming, saying Seagal sexually assaulted her multiple times. And said…
My wife wouldn’t mind if you and I had a sexual relationship.
That rogue. Always with the charm, and the sexual assault. Just like in the movies. Nguyen is suing for over a million, and I hope she wins, because really, what else could tarnish Steven Seagal’s reputation further?
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