Good news, iPhone lovers. If you want to include your iPhone in your lovemaking sessions, it just got a whole lot easier. Also, you’re a sick sunovabitch. And I completely support that.
Just put it in on vibrate and don’t tell her what you’re doing. I KEED. I KEED. The iPhone app store has rejected nudity apps saying that they’re far too sexy for the common man, and will put the minds of the youth at risk. But they want you to make babies with their music. Enter The Top 100 Sensual Love-Making Songs.
Yes, that’s really the name of the app. The Top 100 Sensual Love-Making Songs. The app accesses a streaming playlist of what it feels to be the top 100 sensual love-making songs, and cycles through them, presumably while you are making sweet sweet love. It depends on what you like makin’ love to. I prefer a steady mix of the overture to Carmen and the Entrance Of The Gladiators. Or Dance Of The Gladiators. Or whatever the hell that music is hat they play during the circus.
Also, the app displays song lyrics. So, you know, when you’re making love, you can turn over and watch a bouncing ball.
Perverts.
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