Guess What Guys Do With Facebook?

By Mark Lorenz on April 12th, 2010

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They look at pictures of your hot friends. And this isn’t just conjecture anymore, empirical evidence has shown this. Also new surveys.

This isn’t surprising to anyone who has been using the internet with some frequency since 1995. After all, the internet was pretty much invented to look at hot women. As were telescopes and the telephone (don’t ask). But Facebook? They don’t even allow you to show titty, pretty much. And there are way less whorish Myspace angled shots than, well, MySpace. Still, men are reportedly browsing your G-Rated photos, or your lady’s G-Rated photos to get some perspective on what you look like naked. Really. They are. I am doing it to you right now under the guise of writing an article for Manolith, but I’m really staring at clothed titty. Because that’s how I get my jollies. And apparently, I’m not the only one, which is even more disturbing than me joking about it. Just read the source.

“Porn seems impersonal and gross,” said a 29-year-old, who says eying photos of women on Facebook feels “semi-enlightened, in a way.”

I’m that much closer to Nirvana, because I looked at a picture of you vacationing in Cabo, and made sweet love with my brain. Weeeeird.

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