I love the Hollywood club scene. In it, you sometimes get to meet crazy entitled people who don’t really have prospects outside of their own heads. Occasionally, those people do catch on, and you get things like Jersey Shore or Tila Tequila. Who is now in the news for shoplifting.
Paris Hilton used to be the go-to useless target of conjecture, gossip, and easy jokes about talent vacuums. Thankfully, we have Disney turning out plenty of future break-downs, but for now, we can enjoy Tila Tequila. If you’ve never heard of Tila Tequila, you’re one of the lucky few, but she rose to prominence on the back of a social networking site, MySpace, that hasn’t been heard from in years. As a model. She then tried to branch out into music, and is spending most of her time now trying to crawl back into the spotlight for a bit more money and famewhoring.
Such as this staged video of her shoplifting. We’re only posting it here on Manolith to be an example of how you shouldn’t act if you want people to pay attention for you. Stuff like being followed around with a camera crew while you sporadically commit crimes is awesome to do – if you are a crazy person, or are trying to recreate cops.
Or both. Enjoy.