If I could make a booklet of headlines gay men wished this site had, that would probably be in the top percentage. Hollywood insiders have leaked the info that Jackman will get a face full of balls.
That so sounds like a threat a slightly homoerotic supervillain would make towards his archnemesis, only to have his staff snicker at him under their breath. But it’s going to be an actual movie. So rejoice, everyone whose ever had a fantasy of seeing Hugh Jackman with genitals dangling on or about his face have cause today to celebrate. Because he will be doing it, in a movie with a bunch of disparate sketches similar to Kentucky Fried Movie. With Kate Winslet.
But really, Hollywood? A ball-chin segment of a movie? There are people toiling in the trenches, writing their epic stories, dreaming about the day they might claw their way to the top and make it, and you’re green-lighting ballchin segments? To be fair, if Hugh Jackman is taking this kind of turn, I fully expect Daniel Day Lewis to show up to set one day as a dildocorn. And poke his costars in the eyes.
In fact, if someone write a script where that’s required, and DDL accepts it, I will pay them a million dollars.
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