Somebody explain to me why we’re still giving Kate Gosselin money. Because I don’t understand it. What’s she going to do with it, make more ill-tempered children?
I just don’t get it. You can literally trace the decent of fame to Kate Gosselin’s vagina. Cause it goes, movie stars, music stars in the 80’s, in the 90’s, they get way more manufactured, then in the oughts, it’s like reality stars, then heiresses, then literally not even heiresses, women who push eight babies out of their vaginas. Those are the standards for being on TV. You have to be rich, or push an ungodly amount of children out of your birth canal. And that means you can talk down to people. Because your vajeej can enter the carpool lane.
Really, this story was going to be about how Kate Gosselin is such a bitch, she’s having another backstage tantrum on Dancing With The Stars. And how her teacher hates instructing her because she makes him come in through the basement instead of the front door and reminds him that he’d be nobody without her.
All because she pushed eight children out of her cavernous vajayjay. Think about that. Think about that, society.
Stop giving Kate Gosselin work.