And everyone, everywhere, who ever loved Harry Potter wept bitter bitter tears. And then went to the new Harry Potter theme park. Where they ate ice cream, and wept more bitter bitter tears.
Where they would continue to weep unless people managed to kill of Harry and Ron and keep Hermione alive. First of all, they still have laws against witchcraft? I thought those went out of vogue at the same time family-oriented variety shows did. And you can be put to death for them? Chances are, the death won’t even be contemporary. It’ll be something archaic and brutal where they’ll have him beheaded or crush his head with limestone blocks. Jesus Christ. I don’t even know how someone gets a rap for being a witch, unless they’re going around performing minor miracles and simultaneously trying to cook children.
Ali Hussain Sibat didn’t do anything similar to that. What’d he do? He offered advice and predictions to people who called into his television show. Let’s assume the same thing happened in the US. Someone would storm in Dr. Ruth or Drew’s house, held them at gunpoint, set their execution date for the weekend and called it a day.
Sad. Ali’s family is petitioning for him to not be executed, as witchcraft is only a two-month sentence in Lebanon.
Yeah. Only two months. Freaking weirdos.
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