Yes. That’s an affirmative. An affirmative for the Baywatch movie. Really, just get ready, cause the Hollywood skullf*ckery is going to go up to eleven pretty quick.
If you were ever around to watch Baywatch, you got to watch a glorious breeding ground for softcore pornstars and rock-star girlfriends. And David Hasslehoff’s chest hair. All the episodes were amusing diversions, where something traumatic would happen on the beach, like a whale being washed ashore and coughing up the cast of Everybody Loves Raymonds, or something similar, but to make an entire one and a half to two hour movie about a series? Seems like an exercise in creatively bankrupt tomfoolery.
Get ready. They’ve done or are going to do Baywatch, Miami Vice, the A-Team, Roy Rogers, what other television shows that were awesome for their time do you think they’re going to re-make into contemporary tragedies? They could do Twin Peaks, Thirtysomething, The OC, Saved By The Bell, The Critic….
Basically, the people writing your movies are trapped in videostores. And they need your help to set them free. Go to your nearest Blockbuster, if it’s still in business, and let the writers there out. They desperately need your help. And for just two dollars a day, sent to Manolith, we can provide the kind of care a studio-damaged writer needs. And Yasmine Bleeth’s cokenose.
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Anonymous
April 4th, 2010 - 2:52:14 AM
April fools?
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Howdy
June 29th, 2011 - 7:06:26 AM
Heck of a job there, it absoultely helps me out.
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