In a move aimed at currying favor with Republicans, Barack Obama recently purchased a limited edition “Silver Ice” Hummer H2. Obama has recently been courting Republicans in the hopes of diluting some of the bipartisan hostility that has fomented during his tenure as Commander in Chief. The Hummer H2 was outfitted specially for the President. It has an American flag painted on the hood, is completely bullet proof, and when the President takes a wrong turn his navigation system responds with the phrase, “Very pragmatic, Sir.”
“It’s a smooth ride,” Barack was quoted as saying, “and it has tons of cup holders, something American car companies have always been great about including.” Hoping to curtail the Liberal backlash against the Hummer early, Barack has set aside each Saturday to drive around in his Hummer giving homosexuals he sees around town the “thumbs up”.
It has been disclosed by an anonymous source that Barack refuses to let Joe Biden drive the Hummer.
But the President’s efforts to court Republican favor haven’t stopped at the Hummer. Other recent moves from the Obama administration to court Republicans include pushing through legislation requiring women “not to get too cocky”, driving out to MIT to personally give Noam Chomsky the finger, and owning a bald eagle, which he has sit on his shoulder at press conferences.
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