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  1. Tiger Woods Slept With 120 Women — And Is Golfing Poorly

    Tiger Woods Slept With 120 Women — And Is Golfing Poorly

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Jesus Christ, if the National Enquirer gets this story right, it’s no wonder that Tiger Woods is golfing completely terribly. He has a hellfire in his groin.
  2. Halle Berry Is Single

    Halle Berry Is Single

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    Good news. If you’ve ever had a marathon of movies where you followed Monster’s Ball with Catwoman, you’re probably a huge Halle Berry fan. And you can stalk her now, without being chased down by attractive male models.
  3. Lady Gaga Is The Most Influential Artist of 2010

    Lady Gaga Is The Most Influential Artist of 2010

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 8 Comments

    Lady Gaga has been named Time Magazine’s most influential artist of 2010. Which proves, that in times of economic distress, people turn to the simplest, most escapist things.
  4. Incurable Strain of Gonorrhea Is On The Way

    Incurable Strain of Gonorrhea Is On The Way

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    It's appropriate, for a day that brought us stories about Tiger Woods and Lady Gaga, that another sign of something that will affect a lot of people and will be around years to come, despite all the scrubbing you could possibly do.
  5. Kentucky Derby 2010 Contenders

    Kentucky Derby 2010 Contenders

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    The contenders and relative odds for the four-legged phenomena that will make our Mint Juleps extra sweet and sassy on Saturday.
  6. Fear the Deer!

    Fear the Deer!

    Posted by James Sheldon – 3 Comments

    If you didn't know, you know now!
  7. IU Student Majoring In Magic

    IU Student Majoring In Magic

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    And like that, you can make your parent’s expectations, DISAPPEAR.
  8. Some Grandmas Can Kick Your Ass

    Some Grandmas Can Kick Your Ass

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Have you ever gone to visit your grandparents, and wished that they could do things they used to do? Like bench press you, then run 11 miles? There might be hope for them yet.
  9. Jesus Christ, Richard Pryor Did Cocaine

    Jesus Christ, Richard Pryor Did Cocaine

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    This is like the beginning of a bad open-mic joke. How much cocaine did Richard Pryor do?
  10. Would You Like To Restore Stephen Baldwin?

    Would You Like To Restore Stephen Baldwin?

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    Have you ever wanted to help a lost cause? Lend a hand like a good Samaritan to someone in need? How does one of the Baldwin brothers sound to you? Why are you laughing hysterically?

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