Recent Blogs

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   Your Package Could Be Eaten By Alligators

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Ones that are shipped to you. Your genitals could also be eaten by alligators, if you decided you had a swamp fetish and liked to rub them up and down hapless animals. What? You’ve never had..? Fine, I’m the weirdo.
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   Writer Of Battlefield Earth Apologizes

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Battlefield Earth has won the distinction of being voted the worst movie of the decade, which is incredible, because it’s hard to top anything written by David Garrett, writer of Corky Romano and Deuce Bigalow.
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   Men Are Terrible At Being Prostitutes

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   That’s right. All the times you’ve made fun of friends for being manwhores, you need to stop and think about what you’re saying. Because being a male prostitute is a difficult work.
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   Daily Link Roundup

   Posted by Chris Stout – Leave A Comment

   With Victoria secret models in bikinis, beer cocktails, hot girls drinking tequila, email spam infographic, smoking hot photos of Arianny Celeste and female celebrities who look like fast food characters
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   Terrorists Could Hide Bombs in Breast Implants

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   The scariest part of this story? It was reported by Fox News. Fox News is like a vacation spot for surgically enhanced female news anchors. So they must be running screaming through the halls.
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   Sarah Palin To Extend Comedy Tour To Help John McCain’s Campaign

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Sarah Palin, fresh off pitching a non-breast related reality TV show about the natural wonders of Alaska, took her performance art to John McCain’s home state of Arizona, where a rally was held to help prop him back up.
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   Now I Will Never Visit Iceland

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Not just because I just learned they were no longer producing Lazytown…but because apparently it's the most feminist nation on earth. Which is in no way a selling point for ANYTHING. They have banned all stripclubs from their country.
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   Hipsters Will Make Everything Ironic

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Even using food stamps. That's right, somewhere near you, a hipster is purchasing his next meal with government money. You’d be shaking in your Ugg boots, if you weren’t wearing them in solidarity to support a crashing company. *exhales hookah*
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   Mad Men Characters Take Barbie To New Heights Of Ecstasy

   Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 1 Comment

   I miss the old Barbie. The Barbie that woke up every morning on a cold bed of straw...
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    Countdown to the New Scion Reveal

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    The Scion Dimension is dedicated to the reveal of the "New Dimension." I have no idea what it all means, but on March 31st, they're unveiling a new ride at the NYIAS!

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