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Titanic Getting A Re-Release….In 3D
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
If you couldn’t stand the thought of not watching Titanic on the big screens ever again, there is hope for you. And it’s not in the form of a twelve-step program. More in the form of James Cameron shooting a giant 3D ship into your eyes and ears [...]
Kate Winslet Is Finally Single
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
While I want to respect the sanctity of marriages, and I feel it’s wrong to celebrate when one dissolves, the GREATEST ACTRESS OF OUR TIME (as voted on by the Academy) is now single. This calls for the action of popping champagne like we won a cha [...]
John Mayer Can’t Have Sex W/ Jessica Simpson, Probably Not Upset
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 4 Comments
John Mayer won't be getting Jessica Simpson's "napalm" anymore, which is the term she uses to describe her sexual organs because they are "so hot" and are able to "wipe out whole villages through calculated air strikes."
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