You Still Can’t Have Sex With Megan Fox

By Mark Lorenz on March 31st, 2010

Seriously. But it’s not for the reason that you think.

Megan Fox is the actress currently taking summer blockbusters by storm by playing the old archetype of a sexpot. So what if she can’t talk real good, or has the aesthetic appeal of most porn actresses? She’s easy on the eyes. So easy on the eyes, that she can say crazy things and most media outlets won’t take her aside and say, “Megan, you need to cool this shit down. It’s not like you don’t already have our ear.”

And in her latest dash for publicity, Megan Fox has revealed her number of sex partners in Harper’s Bazaar. A grand total of two. That’s right, Megan Fox, crazy-ass sexpot who’s liable to say anything in print, has had a whopping two sex partners. Probably to counteract the whispers going around about what a slut she is, similar to those in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

See, this doesn’t really surprise me. My only impression of Megan Fox isn’t that she’s a slut, it’s that she’s an attention whore. Which can be one in the same, but usually fall on different sides of the spectrum.

Also in the same interview …

My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character.

And then …

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine – the world owns everything else.

Right.

(Image via disordermagazine)