Top 7 Good Deeds Demi Moore Has Done With Twitter

By Daniel Dominguez on March 29th, 2010

Not long ago Demi Moore prevented a fan of hers from committing suicide via Twitter. Whether or not someone who needs to use a 140-character limit internet forum to get a celebrity they’ve never met to comfort them should be saved is up for debate, but what isn’t up for debate, and what everyone agrees on, is that Demi Moore is America’s greatest hero. Sure, Demi Moore has used Twitter to save this person’s life, but Demi Moore has used Twitter for plenty of good deeds besides that one. Here below are some most impressive good deeds Demi Moore has used Twitter for:

1. Foiled a bank robbery.

2. Freed Mumia Abu Jamal.

3. Convinced Iran to forestall its nuclear program.

4. Used Twitter updates to guide a pregnant woman through the process of giving birth.

5. Used Tweets to trick Osama Bin Laden to get on Twitter, then worked with CIA agents to triangulate his location via his Tweets. It turns out Osama Bin Laden had been hiding under the couch on the set of “The Big Bang Theory” all along.

6. Tweeted Stephanie Meyer that she should include way more graphic Werewolf group sex in the next “Twilight” book, the response was so overwhelming Stephanie consented.

7. Worked in her basement for all of January turning the Twitter engine into a makeshift time machine, used it to go back in time and unmake “Cop Out”.