Who the hell is Norman Leboon? Well, apparently he’s a guy with a webcam. That’s really all you need to know. Oh, he’s also a Muslim, apparently, and gay. And an Obama supporter. And God too, maybe. It’s hard to tell when wading through his William Shatner-like speech. But you know how it is. If you make a YouTube video dropping knowledge on people, it has to be true, right? I mean, not just anybody can post whatever they want on YouTube; that stuff’s thoroughly checked out and vetted, right?
Anyway, the latest on Norman Leboon is that he’s been arrested for threatening to kill GOP representative Eric Cantor and his family. There’s some fantastic video of the guy on The Tubes for your searching pleasure, but here are some good ones, aggregated by the Wonkette herself.
But more than his terroristic threats, for which he could receive a 15-year stint in prison if found guilty, I take issue with his stance that the movie “Babe” should be removed from video stores. Why? Because he was created by Lucifer. “He was a pig god, and that’s all he was,” says Leboon, and I guess he would know from pig gods. And to back up his claim, he goes on to talk about “A Christ on a cross. A cross on a Christ. A white man with long hair and big, beautiful blue eyes.” And then he leans in to really let the viewer have it, and talks about … how it was actually a black man with long dreadlocks, and he was evil, or something … honestly, I had trouble keeping up with where he was allocating his pronouns, but watch the video, it’s awesome. It’s what YouTube was meant to be.