Men Are Terrible At Being Prostitutes

By Mark Lorenz on March 28th, 2010

That’s right. All the times you’ve made fun of friends for being manwhores, you need to stop and think about what you’re saying. Because being a male prostitute is a difficult work.

So difficult that the first licensed male prostitute, Markus, in all of Nevada has been fired for not turning over well. Literally. Even better? He worked at a place called Shady Lady Ranch. That’s right, they named a brothel after the farm your uncle worked on. You might think that a woman going to a whorehouse is a bit desperate, considering that women can get laid whenever they want to be. In fact, you might know that a woman going to a whorehouse is a bit desperate, because it is totally desperate and depressing.

I find it interesting that he’s the first licensed male prostitute in Nevada. It’s almost like there are droves of unlicensed male prostitutes roaming the Nevadan wilderness, waiting to overturn cars and kill the man who wrote the Deuce Bigalow movies. Like Mad Max, featuring male prostitutes instead of angry roving gangs. But to be honest, look at this manwhore. There’s a limited pool of women who would be willing to have greased up sex with him, and chances are they all fall under the Guidette umbrella.

So there goes his bragging rights. You know that he was high-fiving his friends in bars, like, “BRO, I’M TOTALLY A MALE WHORE. FOR REAL. I’VE GOT THE CARD AND EVERTHING.”

And now he can’t. But he’s going back to LA to work in porn.

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