Not just because I just learned they were no longer producing Lazytown…but because apparently it’s the most feminist nation on earth. Which is in no way a selling point for ANYTHING. They have banned all stripclubs from their country.
Yes, stripclubs. The wonderful places where fishtanks, fake tans, fake titties, and men with gold chains all blend together with Motley Crüe. Apparently, Iceland doesn’t want them. Maybe their population has thought out much better ways to spend their time in bachelor parties or at 11 AM on a weekday, but I seriously doubt it. Iceland is not only looking to ban stripclubs, but looking to close down the entire sex industry of the country. How did they manage to do it? Well, a lot of Iceland’s politicians are female. Like, almost half of their parliament. And from the stories I’ve heard from puppeteers working on Lazytown, most of Iceland’s female population is way more overt than America’s. Which is an accomplishment in of itself.
But still, simply because you’re a woman doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy stripclubs. Sure, it’s a place where loser guys get excited that there are naked ladies half-way on top of them, rubbing against them in what is most likely the most boring form of sexual gratification that exists. But the lights are pretty. And it smells vaguely of cocaine and jasmine. And the only place where you can meet people with names like Cocoa Krenz and not die laughing.
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