Even using food stamps. That’s right, somewhere near you, a hipster is purchasing his next meal with government money. You’d be shaking in your Ugg boots, if you weren’t wearing them in solidarity to support a crashing company. *exhales hookah*
In a development that surprises nearly no-one who knows hipsters, youngins who are out of a job are applying for government assisted aid, and then spending their money at Whole Foods. Which is the equivalent of finding buried treasure on the Titanic, then blowing it all on useless gadgets in the Sharper Image catalog. Seriously, nobody shops there. It’s just a giant cube that holds massage chairs. But Sharper Image sounds wayyyy better than GIANT CUBE MASSAGE CHAIRLAND.
I’m not bagging on people who don’t have jobs, but seriously, these are educated people getting government assistance, then spending it on good food cause they, like, couldn’t afford it otherwise. That’s a bit asinine. You mean you can pretend to be poor up until the point where you are actually poor, at which point you get all panicky and enlist the government to help out?
No. You ride that train to the bitter conclusion. You chose to get a degree in something arty, so you can eat vegetarian hotdogs 355 days of the year.
Get off my lawn, you doggone hipsters.
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