Chickolith – Interview with Carol Zara

By Mac Wilson on March 26th, 2010

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Manolith had the pleasure of talking to hottie Carol Zara from DigitallyBlonde.com. As one of G4 TV’s Women of the Web, Carol has conquered the hearts and pants of geeks in the Twitter-sphere. If you want to see her in action, she’ll be in attendance at Wizard World Toronto this Saturday and Sunday.

M: Hey Carol, we’re glad to finally honor you as this week’s Chickolith, how does it feel?

CZ: It feels… or-gas-mic! (comes back 15 minutes later)

M: First off, we gotta ask you, do you use the blonde keyboard?

CZ: I have to admit, my life wouldn’t be the same without “made for blonde” products. I don’t just have a blonde keyboard, but also a blonde remote control and even a rubik’s cube for blondes.

M: Ok, ok, let’s be serious, if Manolith was a real dude, would you be attracted to him?

CZ: Obvs… First because his name starts with “man” (these things are very important for a girl nowadays) and second because he’s got the hottest package, ahem, I mean content, out there.

M: How’d you get started with DigitallyBlonde.com?

CZ: I got bored of spying on my hot neighbor, so I decided to start my own website. Just like everyone else.

M: Ok, time to get physical, who is your dream guy… or girl (Borat voice “Very Nice”)

CZ: Well, if I had to have a threesome with guys, I’d choose Johnny Depp and Michael Bay. If it was with girls, definitely Olivia Munn and Megan Fox. Oh, wait! Did you mean people I’ve never kissed before?

M: What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?

CZ: I see myself having lots of sex hopefully.

M: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done on your website or ever?

CZ: It was accidentally letting my Twitter followers know that I was tweeting naked… like 5 times…

M: Do you have any cyber stalkers? Haha you thought we were going to say something else.

CZ: Actually I don’t get your joke, but I’ll answer your question. I’m not sure. In fact, I’d like to use this space to ask politely Manolith’s writers to stop emailing me pics of their penises… I will end up falling in love with you guys, which is no good as I live in Canada. We all know long distance relationships just don’t work. The distance will leave me horny & heartbroken.

M: And finally, why do you live in Canada?

CZ: I was born in Brazil (The horniest country in the world, woohoo!) and I chose to come to Canada because I read on Wikipedia that Canada has one of the largest populations of male virgins in the world.