I don’t know how it is that I was unaware of this trend; I’m on the Internet, dammit! For some reason, the latest body adornment trend is something called “Vajazzling“, and without even knowing anything about it, you can probably guess what it is. For those who need it to be spelled out, it’s like “bedazzling”, but for your vagina. Or, rather, the space above and around your vagina, because to affix things to … nevermind.
At any rate, the “official” items to use are Swarovski crystals, though I imagine there is a percentage of the audience for this practice who will use whatever they damn well please. Wood chips, torn-up bits of C-notes, actual living butterflies, you name it. Whatever looks “good”. And just to prove that this is a thing that is happening, you can check out this video of Jennifer Love Hewitt (with whom this practice is apparently connected, I don’t wanna know how) being presented with a gift of some crystals and a bottle of Elmer’s Glue by none other than Dame Edna on The View.
Those View ladies! So unafraid to tackle the big topics and get right down to the nitty gritty. Let me ask you guys. When unwrapping a gift of a sexy lady, and coming face to face with a vajazzled … area … is it a turn-on? Is it a turn-off? What do you think about this, and would you gift your girlfriend, wife, or mistress with a set?
Comments
Ryan
March 25th, 2010 - 2:13:26 PM
dude... here's the deal. the first time I saw this... my instant reaction was immediately positive. From the standpoint that any girl that puts that much effort into making fun time that much more fun, deserves some kudos. Let's create a light show, baby... downsides: 1) crystals aren't exactly warm, soft and inviting. Let's hope the vajazzler has tact with placement. 2) when it's someone who's not your wife or gf... She just keepin that thing vajazzled for whoever? who else has polished those stones? *body shiver*
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Vajazzling
March 25th, 2010 - 8:14:13 PM
Thanks for the mention! Will return the favor :)
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