You all saw this coming. Even if you didn’t watch Two and Half Men. Which surprisingly, is not as many of you as one would anticipate.
Well, let this be a lesson to aspiring actors. If you ever get in the enviable position of starring in one of the highest rated shows on television, don’t pull knives on people. In fact, stay away from knives altogether. You should probably cut all your food with designer sporks, as they’re all the new rage and you can hold them in magnetized spork holders. Just, stay away from knives. Charlie Sheen had an interesting holiday season, where he and his wife went on benders and then he pulled a weapon on her. You know, people give him flack, but I know quite a few people who would pull weapons on their spouses during the holidays if they had a little more initiative. Fortunately, those people aren’t entitled douchebags, which sets them apart from Charlie Sheen
Sheen has re-entered rehab for the umpteenth time, which puts a kink in the show’s production schedule. Because he is the star, other than Jon Cryer, who was widely reported to have a contract out on his head, as put out by his ex-girlfriend. They’ve canceled the last two episodes, which means the crew won’t get paid, and Charlie Sheen won’t get 1.5 million.
But really all this means you could literally film the backstages of Two and Half Men, and it would be crazier and more entertaining than the show itself.
Comments
LouRob
March 25th, 2010 - 4:55:24 AM
About 4 years too late, but whatever.
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ab
March 25th, 2010 - 12:08:22 PM
Change your headline. It is incredibly misleading. When I saw it I thought it meant the series had been canceled in its entirety, not that the season had been cut short a couple of episodes. Or did you post it that with the the intent of just getting people to visit your site? If so, that's just dishonest.
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Adryan
March 25th, 2010 - 2:52:34 PM
Es una pena que todo termine siendo cancelado
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Keith
March 25th, 2010 - 3:29:26 PM
Oh darn!!!!!!!! And please don't bring out the episodes on super duper extra special limited editions on DVD or any other format. Yes.......I don't like the show!!!!
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Pissy Missy
February 24th, 2011 - 9:16:48 PM
Screw Sheen. The show should still continue with the rest of the cast. Still would be great. Sheen isn't the only character people want to see on that show.
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Gregory Roth
February 25th, 2011 - 9:26:06 AM
Couldnt be happier that this crappy all laugh-track-all-the-time show with no jokes in it is gone, if we could only rid ourselves of the endless array of pointless reality shows, TV may once again be worth paying for.
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Thomas C
March 3rd, 2011 - 6:26:34 AM
I never seen the show but I saw he may ride a motorcyle. If the show comes back next season and Sheen isn't coming back. I think they should get him into accident get a new face. Maybe that work.
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Jay
March 9th, 2011 - 8:22:22 AM
Who cares about Charlie? I don't really enjoy him on or off the show. John Cryer and Angus are the stars of the show in my opinion. That show can go on without Charlie...it would probably be just as good if not better. As far as replacing him with Robert Downey Jr....OMG wasn't he a druggie too....keep glorifying these guys.....
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