While douchebags can certainly be found in every state across the nation, certain states seem to have a higher concentration than others. If you’re planning to travel, this can serve as your guide to douche sightseeing, or allow you to avoid places with the highest levels of douchebaggery.
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James Sheldon
March 24th, 2010 - 10:07:30 AM
These also happen to be the coolest states in America... huh. I guess you gotta give a little to take a little. Maybe that's the problem, all the douches come to the cool places, to offer some douchery.
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Seth
March 24th, 2010 - 11:21:58 AM
You obviously have never been to Michigan. Detroit and it's subrubs contain some of the most ignorantly arrogent, shallow men and women. Underneath the pathetic, fake facade of people claiming to be genuine is a true racist attitude.
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gokemidoro
March 24th, 2010 - 12:26:19 PM
I live in WA. and Seattle may be where this article gets the "douchebag" moniker, but the rest of the state is far different. Mostly rural, there are a lot of "rednecks" here, and a lot of genuine good folk, too. Personally, I wouldn't go back to California, because there are people there I would call worse than "douchebags".
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Come on now
March 24th, 2010 - 2:40:01 PM
This list should be douchiest areas. I'd target brooklyn, not all of NY, for the hipsters. Also, the Jersey shore is where you will find the fake tan guidos, not throughout the state. Can't speak for the rest of the states, but that seems to be the trend.
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TxDude
March 24th, 2010 - 2:43:36 PM
Your a moron.
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notfromanyofthesestates
March 24th, 2010 - 2:46:04 PM
Your generalization of people reeks of of smugness....douchebag
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Tucker
March 24th, 2010 - 2:51:03 PM
For colorado, Boulder is where all the granola trust fund hippies, with their douchey green ways, congregate. Denver is kinda just like the every-city. Nothing really unique about it (aside from the omelette). Also, being born in Vail, and growing up on the western slope I can say from experience that oil rigging rednecks and illegal central american immigrants outnumber smug folk 3 to 1.
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Jon
March 24th, 2010 - 2:51:59 PM
You forgot the douche bags in Vermont.
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getabrainmoran
March 24th, 2010 - 2:52:50 PM
@TxDude "Your a moron." no YOU'RE a moron.
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NJnative
March 24th, 2010 - 2:53:12 PM
Yes NJ has its fair share of douchers but producers of it? hellll no. The Guido populace is from Long Island who come and ravage our state and women. Its amazing how douchey these people are that they can come from somewhere else and condemn an entire other state.
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Adam
March 24th, 2010 - 2:57:45 PM
I live in Texas. At most, 1:1000 ever wear a cowboy hat; and big belt buckles are def douche, but are also worn by almost no one. I think it's just the ones who do are massive tools. I'm guessing the rest of your stereotypes are also exaggerated (except california, I lived there too).
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donttellmewhaticantdo
March 24th, 2010 - 2:57:52 PM
the biggest douche bags are the ones who judge large groups of people without even knowing them. get a life, jerk.
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Bucklee
March 24th, 2010 - 2:59:51 PM
Have you ever wonder why there are so many douchebags in cities like New York and Los Angeles? I'm from both places so I know, but it is because those douchebags are never from the area. They are all from BFE and are trying to be "cool" and try harder to be even "cooler" than their neighbors, not realizing they look and act like bigger douchebags.
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jkl
March 24th, 2010 - 3:06:07 PM
massachusetts is all DOUCHEBAGS not any region the entire state; Boston is the HUB of Doucheville.
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Lucy Shill
March 24th, 2010 - 3:12:34 PM
What are the criteria to ascertain douchebagginess ? Other than the obvious "It takes one to know one"?
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Kerry
March 24th, 2010 - 3:19:39 PM
Eastern Washington is WAY more douchbaggy than Seattle
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Knuckles
March 24th, 2010 - 3:20:28 PM
Firstly. Washington. Fraiser? Really? Kelsey Grammer is a good actor even. New York? How dare you. NEVAR FORGET! The "fads" that don't disappear aren't fads for just that reason, they remain. Fads go away. Colorado? Who the fuck is Hunter S. Thompson? I know he's from Kentucky but that man tried to save Aspen from the very place that it has become. A RESORT. And the respect you give his resting place? It's like you're listing all the monumental areas of the country and making them look bad. And Georgia. The Coca Cola Headquarters, The World News Headquarters, filled with black people. I don't even think that it's surrounded by rednecks, maybe not even a general consensus of hick, just a diverse state with a lot of color and history that you seem to ignore. Martin Luther King, Jr., was born on January 15, 1929, in Atlanta, Georgia. Your list is a douche. YOU ARE A FUCKING DOUCHE. -Washington State.
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Erica
March 24th, 2010 - 3:20:55 PM
Seattle rocks. You can blame the mass migration of Californians to Washington for the douchiness.
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rcorrino
March 24th, 2010 - 3:25:30 PM
LA is NOT representative of California
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super douche blaster
March 24th, 2010 - 3:33:47 PM
The list is pretty douchey however you fail to mention how douchey people in Phoenix are, (Scottsdale, Tempe) the worst by far. Texans are douchey but loaded and far more acceptable than the green lib douches from Wa, Ca, Co and Ga (black libs). The waves of Ca douches sweeping the country is a problem caused when douches realize they are able to migrate without fear of being beaten to death by locals. I wear a Tshirt that reads "I hate Californians" and I live in Co.
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Hg
March 24th, 2010 - 4:04:18 PM
Really? Washington of all places..and just because one place in Colorado sucks doesn't mean the whole state sucks. How about Wyoming-since theres nothing there, or Nebraska for its strict laws where no one can live freely? gotta love stupid people stereotyping.
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the pair
March 24th, 2010 - 5:10:59 PM
don't let d.c. off the hook just because it's a "district". if florida is the dick of america, d.c. is the infected anus.
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Josh Norton
March 24th, 2010 - 6:28:05 PM
No Nevada? REALLY? The state that fucking "Swingers" was made for? Las Vegas is designed for nothing but attracting douchebags.
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Nicole McGillicuddy
March 24th, 2010 - 7:55:24 PM
I live in Georgia, and I agree.
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NorCal is still OK
March 24th, 2010 - 8:23:13 PM
Let's not forget virginia.
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Jay
March 25th, 2010 - 8:57:47 AM
Benjamin Barin is one of the douchiest douchebag in Houston - but he lives in Katy
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Anonymous
March 25th, 2010 - 9:01:42 AM
OMG - I know him, he's also dumb as a sack of rocks
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James
March 25th, 2010 - 10:33:18 AM
Nobody outside the U.S thinks Colorado is a great ski resort
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Patrick O'Connor
March 25th, 2010 - 2:20:32 PM
You can't just pick Seattle as being a douchebag place based on a television show that was filmed in Los Angeles. I've lived all over this state and the biggest douchebag concentration would have to be Spokane, but that's based on their ignorance.
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Sam McMahon
April 1st, 2010 - 2:33:58 PM
I live in Washington and most of my family is quite pretentious and rich. But they all live in Seattle. Most of the state is just rural and full of rednecks(BTW some of the nicest folks you'll ever meet).
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Brian
April 17th, 2010 - 4:56:52 PM
I spent time in the places lised above (except Seattle) and by far the worst of the worst is RHODE ISLAND!!! This descussion just ended.
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Gwan
April 24th, 2010 - 2:56:45 PM
Northern and Southern California are two very different places. We northerners just have cows, booze, and weed. LA this isn't.
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Slam a cow
April 25th, 2010 - 8:58:40 PM
Florida is also responsible for CREED. But the country club smarm of connecticut must receive an honorable mention.
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T
April 27th, 2010 - 10:16:41 AM
Yeah Seth... Fuck Detroit
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Boosh
May 13th, 2010 - 8:59:52 AM
Please graduate from college, fall into your soul crushing life of endless office tedium and family bullshit and never write anything again.
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oerg
May 22nd, 2010 - 11:56:52 AM
Don,t hold back,say it like it is!
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bob
June 11th, 2010 - 1:00:58 PM
That's 130,049,130 people out of 307,006,550 living in the U.S. and only 8 of the 50 states. Maybe the population density causes douchebaggery, or maybe douchebags flock to the cities.
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Anonymous
June 16th, 2010 - 3:35:52 PM
fail
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D. Bagg
June 24th, 2010 - 11:06:40 PM
This list was obviously written by a team of huge douchebags. Massive, epic fail.
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rilly
July 28th, 2010 - 6:54:30 PM
Washington has dbags everywhere not just seattle!
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Brian
August 3rd, 2010 - 1:16:45 AM
California is at the very top of the douchebag list. The rest are pretty accurate, I would also add Michigan. Norcal, why would you at Virginia? I would put it on one of the least douchbaggy lists
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Bbarin
September 28th, 2010 - 12:00:08 AM
JV Botor is a douchebag in denial. Don't you hate those guys who rag on ppl but are being complete hypocrites!!! It also confirms Texas for having a large community of dragon t's and dbag attitudes!
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Home
January 21st, 2011 - 8:02:34 PM
Wow, this list is crap. Any coincidence that they are the most populated states? Gee, no duh people are going to pick apart big cities where all the trends start. That is because NOTHING WORTH MENTIONING HAPPENS IN B.F.E. FLYOVER COUNTRY. People always criticize NY and CA even though they all want to vacation there. Idiots.
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