For any of you who are into rich Armenians, today is like Christmas for you. You each will receive a little packet of hope underneath your trees. Kim Kardashian is single.
Granted, I still don’t know or have any concept of what Kim Kardashian does. She could throw puppies in the air for a living, or masquerade as a crime fighter at night. But all I’ve been able to come up with is that she’s famous because of her “social life”. Because she goes outside during the night.
I have no idea what sort of money you have to have stowed in the bank to be famous just for going out at night, but if you’re going to have that as your claim to fame, you need to be more interesting than Kim Kardashian. Apparently Reggie Bush, Super-Bowl winning running back agrees with this assessment, as they broke up over the weekend.
So if you’re into socialites, heiresses, or people who lie there during sex, be sure to accost Kim Kardashian. You’ll be able to find her preening at launch parties, record parties, or nightclubs, doing whatever it is heiresses do.
Smelling “voluptuous”. Or trying reeeaaaaallly hard to be sexy.
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