Final Destination Six A Go

By Mark Lorenz on March 22nd, 2010

This might be the final Final Destination. Where they actually arrive at their destination, and nothing notable happens.

Hey! You like seeing body parts fly at you whilst people die in easily prevented but preordained scenarios because death likes to hunt people down who just escaped tragedy? I bet you do, because you’re a sadist. Like most moviegoers. Final Destination 5, which was just called Final Destination. Because clearly it was a series reboot where everything was reinvented – just kidding. There were exploding things and people dying. Because it grossed over 180 million dollars worldwide, there’s going to be a sequel.

Final Destination 6 will be filmed and released in 3D, as soon as, and I’m quoting, “We find a story that works.” Yeah. Cause it’s really difficult finding a story where everyone dies then doesn’t, and then winds up dying in the end under inauspicious circumstances is BACKBREAKINGLY DIFFICULT.

So, what sort of fatal accident could it be? An earthquake whilst traveling abroad? An unhappy ex-lover tries to gun down everyone in front of an oil rig? What could possibly kill everyone?

My vote is still with irritable badger. An irritable badger comes in, and almost kills a bunch of people, and after narrowly avoiding it, everyone else is hunted down by forest creatures.