With Tiger Woods impending return to golf, a lot of questions have been on people’s minds. Such as, “Why is it always the quiet nerdy ones who are sex freaks?” And, “Why in the hell does a golfer get so many endorsement deals?” Another question is, “Will he win the lawsuits he’s planning to file against a sex toy company for making blow up dolls in his own image?”
To be fair, he must be the only golfer in the world that porno companies have approached. I can’t imagine people blowing up a life-sized Greg Norman to have sex with it, although I bet someone somewhere in the world has already done that. If you have had sex with a Greg Norman blow-up doll, feel free to write in the comments.
But Tiger’s people are already trying to get back what’s left of his image by suing a sex toy manufacturer – the aptly named Pipedream – for making Tiger Woods sexy dolls. Named Take-Home Tiger and Tuggin’ Tiger. Tuggin’ Tiger tugs on his little plastic dick, while Take-Home Tiger, you inflate him and violate him. Ostensibly because it’s your dream to violate a Tiger Woods doll. I actually can’t imagine anyone buying the doll to have sex with, more for novelty. But then again, I can’t imagine having sex with a blow-up doll anytime ever, ever.