That’s right, we’re so much closer to seeing Sarah Palin every day in our homes? Doesn’t that make you excited? Doesn’t that elate you? Is that a real gun? Why don’t you put it down?
Fresh off the hypocritical book tour that she did, and the raiding of Hollywood’s Oscar swag room — and basically doing everything she could to ensure her place in the pantheon of political idiots that we’ve had to endure over the years – Sarah Palin’s reality show is that much closer to becoming a….uh….reality. What’s the show about, you ask? What could be the one thing that Sarah Palin knows best? Alaska. It’s a show about Alaska. I know you’re as surprised as I am that she wasn’t pitching America’s Next Top Model Two or something similar, but you write what you know. And what’s the only thing Sarah Palin knows about? It’s Alaska. The second item would be giving up, and the third would be being indignant and rambling.
But not only is it a reality show with Sarah Palin acting as a tour guide to Alaska’s natural wonders and frozen wasteland, insiders report that she’s asking for a million dollars to 1.5 million dollars an episode. She basically wants to be paid the same as the cast from Friends. She’s shopping it with Mark Burnett to the Discovery Channel and TLC.
To you, Sarah, I say good luck. Stay on TV, where they can edit you to look relatively normal, and out of the political forum.
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