Hey man, have you ever wanted to fly on a private jet? Like the ones you hear name-dropped all the time by rappers who can’t really afford to own private jets? Well, now you may get the chance – thanks to the lead singer of Motley Crüe.
Yes, Motley Crüe. You might know them as the heroin drinking, hard-partying band du jour of the early to late 80’s, before they were thrown under the bus with the changing music climate, but for a while they were on the top of the world. If you ever read The Dirt, you’ll see that no matter how hard you think you’re messing up, they already did it to the nth degree. And you’ll never compare. They’ve scraped up every last bit of slime off the Sunset Strip, and enjoyed doing it. Vince Neil even killed a guy whilst driving – but now he’s starting up his own rock-themed private jet company. To compliment his tequila and wine line that he’s already got rolling and I’ve strangely enough not sampled yet.
So if you’ve ever been staring at a Hard Rock Café, going, “I wish they had those on airplanes,” you’re going to be in luck. You’ll be able to fly Vince Neil Aviation, where they paint flames on the side of every plane.
And chances are, they’ll never crash and burn, no matter how much you want them to.
Comments
arganolie
August 1st, 2011 - 5:50:07 PM
Thanks for this post – I have struggled with this as I have NO comments yet on my blog and in some ways feel badly about that (until i read your posts about this) and yet I see there is more that I can do.
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