Sandra Bullock is America’s sweetheart. She’s not only one of the most bankable stars of all time, and now has an Academy Award to cradle herself against during night. Which might be comforting now, considering that her significant other is cheating on her.
This is par the course, though. Like, what do you expect when you get involved with a dude who works on custom motorcycles and leaves his pregnant pornstar wife to be with you? That’s like the story of the scorpion getting a ride on the frog, and then the scorpion kills them both, and then levels the world with his scorpion rage. I know that made little sense, but it’s St. Patrick’s Day and I’m not good with anecdotes. You should be amazed that we can still type here at Manolith. Supposedly, Jesse James was cheating on Bullock for over eleven months. That’s a sustained effort. That’s not a one-time thing that you express total regret over, that’s a bit of vindictiveness.
Anyway, Bullock was scheduled to do a promotional tour over in England, when a story broke that James was cheating on her with a tattoo model. Literally, he is having sex with a hot girl who is covered in tattoos. That’s her job description. Bullock cancelled to trip, with her rep saying, “She is unable to travel due to unforseen circumstances.”
Which means either personal problems, or ghosts. I vote personal problems.
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