ZOMGZ, hey you guise, didja see the new trailer for Eclipse? Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are sooooo….I can’t even continue writing this way without wanting to punch myself. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse trailer has hit the intertubes.
Twilight, if you’ve never read the books, is a love story about a teenage girl and an undead vampire who for some reason hangs around high schools. Which makes him a super super creeper. Imagine if you were past the age of 100, and still were trolling the local high schools, looking for your soulmate. All you’d need is a tricked out van with a Wii, and you’d be pretty much set. Even better if you have coloring books or something related to Disney Princesses. Anyway, Eclipse is the third book in the epic series, where something actually happens. Vampires actually fight, which makes it markedly different from the first two books in the series and the last book, where all of nothing happens until page 210. At about page 210, that’s when everything hits the fan. Twilight: New Moon, opened to a record 180 million dollars during it’s first weekend-run.
Will Eclipse be able to surpass that record? Will Bella finally have crazy vampire sex? Will something actually happen in the movie, or will they churn out another teen-baiting poorly structured misfire in hopes it’ll make a quick dollar?
Find out in November.
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