French President AND First Lady Having Affairs

By Mark Lorenz on March 10th, 2010

I know you’re terribly surprised, but it seems like French people really enjoy having intercourse. Even at the highest echelons of their society. Especially at the highest echelons, actually. France’s president Nicholas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni are both having affairs.

A big to-do was made when Sarkozy left his then-wife and children to be with the ex-model and prominent, serial power-man dater Carla Bruni. A bigger to-do should’ve been made about how it would end with both parties getting bored and stoically smoking their cigarettes, which is what looks like is happening now. They’re bored and ready to bike and walk over to their next parties.

Personally, I think you should never get involved with international supermodels. That’s just a rule I go by. And will always hold to. They’re just by turns too clingy and arrogant, all posing and preening, then they turn on you and try to wear you down.

Anyway, Bruni is dating a prominent French singer and living in his loft, and Sarkozy has opted for a French master of karate. You can’t make this stuff up. The president of France is living his life like a James Bond movie, or an episode of Archer. And Manolith approves wholeheartedly.

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