Every day another congressman or Senator gets caught waiting in a bathroom for a slap and tickle, or accused of forcing his male interns to let him smell their hands. Representative Eric Massa is under investigation for having forced male staffers to let him grope them, allegedly. This news comes almost immediately after state senator Roy Ashburn, an anti-gay politician from Bakersfield, CA, was caught at a gay bar and had to admit he was gay. There are now more government representatives that used to “not be gay” that are now gay then there are states where homosexuals can be married. There should be a law that for every virulently anti-homosexual senator that turns out to be gay another state has to adopt gay marriage. I’m just waiting for Joe Lieberman to come out of the closet because that guy is gayer than a guy having sex with another guy in a long-term committed relationship. Which is pretty gay.
We need to face it America, lots of people are gay. So many people are gay, in fact, that there are whole bathrooms in Washington D.C. dedicated specifically for them to make out with each other. America has been one of the fore runner countries for women’s rights, minority rights, and so on. Let’s go ahead and take that next step and be a leader for gay rights in the world too. I’m tired of having to hear about my male senators and congressman having to grab asses or get their jollies in secret. In my America, gay senators can make out with each other on the senate floor to distract fellow congressman when they are trying to filibuster. Come on America, let’s lock arms with our gay senators and congressmen, pull them out of the closet, and celebrate our differences. God may have made Adam and Eve, but he also made 10% of Eve’s offspring genetically predisposed to same-sex attraction.
I’m just sayin’.
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