Charlie Sheen In Hot Water For Druggy Threesomes

By Mark Lorenz on March 9th, 2010

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It’s nice when we can give people second chances. Also, it’s nice when we can give people thirteenth chances. And in Charlie Sheen’s case, every day is a new chance for someone to give him.

Charlie Sheen came to prominence during the ’80s, starring in a string of films that caused him to be wedged into the Brat Pack, an emerging group of movie stars that all predominantly wound up working in television. Charlie Sheen was also really, really, really into doing cocaine and other drugs, to the point where Heidi Fleiss and Martin Sheen were like, “Whoa. Slow down, sport.” And he went to rehab. Repeatedly. But as the case seems to be with Charlie Sheen, the universe helped him bounce back financially. He landed a part on the inexplicably highest-rated sitcom on TV, which has been running consistently for seven years.

Also, he seems to have been able to shake the asshole gene. On Christmas of last year, under the influence of alcohol, he assaulted his wife with a knife. His wife, Brooke Mueller, just entered rehab for smoking crack and drinking, and Sheen is about to do the same for cocaine and drinking. His handlers kept the situation under control because he was about to re-enter contract negotiations for Two and A Half Men. But turns out, according to people who are selling their stories to Radar Online, Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller would have drug-related threesomes.

Imagine how weird that situation would be. You’re invited to a Hollywood Mansion, cocaine on the tables, dark drapes everywhere, and then Charlie Sheen steps out of the shadows to violate you.

Sleep tight.