This just shattered every illusion I’ve ever possessed about R & B stars being sly and smooth with the ladies. D’Angelo has been arrested for soliciting an undercover officer.
If you were alive and paying attention in the 90’s, you know who D’Angelo is. His sexy neo-soul prompted many babies to be born. On the spot. Whether or not the women listening to D’Angelo wanted to have them. That’s how good Voodoo and Brown Sugar were. He’s been called many things, from “R & B Jesus,” to “awe-inspiring genius”. And now he’s been arrested.
Watching Dexter can teach you things. You should never buy a prostitute. Ever. The majority of them are undercover cops, and the rest of them are going to probably wind up dead. D’Angelo apparently doesn’t watch Dexter, and propositioned an undercover policewoman for oral sex. For a whole 40 dollars.
You’re telling me, that an R&B superstar can not get a decent blowjob for free? He couldn’t be like, “I wrote this song called Untitled, it’s one of the sexiest songs of all time. Now get in my fancy Range Rover, and let’s make this happen.” ? Weirdly enough, D’Angelo was also carrying 12,000 in cash in his car.
So he could’ve tried for something a little more expensive. D’Angelo’s releasing an album this year, that is as of yet untitled.
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