This Week In Teacher Sex Scandals

By Mark Lorenz on March 6th, 2010

Are teachers always so bang-happy? Is this just a contemporary problem, or has it been that way since time immemorial, that teachers need to get laid? Two ridiculously funny sex scandals broke this weekend.

Although it’s still terrible when a teacher takes advantage of a child, and you should never condone that sort of behavior, blah blah blah, I’m sure the guys’ll get over it. In England, a ballet instructor KIDNAPPED one of her students, dragged him to a dirty Manchester hotel, and proceeded to violate him. SPOILER ALERT: She’s hot. Like like a ballet instructor should be. And is at the side of this page.

In addition, on this side of the pond, Melinda Dennehy, who looks creepily like a friend of mine, decided it’d be a good idea to send sexy naked pictures of herself to one of her students. Maybe it’s a New Hampshire thing, I don’t know, but the boy went straight to the cops, reported her, and now she’s been brought up on charges. She’s been ordered to stay away from anyone under 16. And hopefully given a primer on technology, as to WHY it’s a TERRIBLE idea to send anyone of the cell-phone generation pictures of yourself naked.

I wonder what sort of sociological phenomenon causes horny teachers to prey on students, or if it’s just to amuse police investigators. Cause Lords knows I’d be amused.

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  1. Anonymous

    March 11th, 2010 - 1:45:13 PM

    Yeah, well, flippant disclaimer notwithstanding, the first woman raped a boy. When men rant about how female sex offenders get light sentencing, maybe we should refer to your post and moronic "yeeaah boyeee!" attitudes.

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