If you’ve ever said to yourself, “Oh, I’d love to watch the Oscars, but they’re more boring than paint drying on a sloth crawling into a serene ocean,” you’re probably my new best friend. And this year, like many others before it, you’d be dead on.
Earlier last week, a producer for The Hurt Locker got in trouble for a mailing that said Academy members should support their movie because it wasn’t a 500 million dollar movie. Like Avatar. Which is a perfectly reasonable thing to say. But the Academy is run by a bunch of people who have ties to Fox, so naturally, they’re being drama queens to make other people look bad. Because that’s what people do in Hollywood. So now, Nicolas Chartier can’t go to the ceremony. Which is dumb, cause a little bit of drama would be way better than the auto-fellating fest that is the Oscars.
And it gets better. Sacha Baron Cohen was fired as a presenter for suggesting a sketch he had developed with Ben Stiller about James Cameron getting a Na’vi alien pregnant, for fear it would offend James Cameron. James Cameron. The dude spoke Na’vi, a language he made up, while accepting an award at the Golden Globes.
He needs to be made fun of. And if you’re the person making fun of him, I will give you an award personally.
Don’t watch the Oscars. They will be super lame.
Comments
billly
March 3rd, 2010 - 3:56:01 PM
Man, the lengths to which Hollywood is going to protect James Cameron's oversized ego has turned this entire event into an equally oversized farce. Oh no! Can't offend the money-machine! lol Ready for a really BOLD prediction? Avatar will win Best Picture, no contest.
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