Tiger Text App Lets You Cover Your Tracks

By Mark Lorenz on March 2nd, 2010

I love iPhone app developers. They always know when to make some tacky, tasteless, AND functional phone applications. Enter the Tiger Text app.

Tiger Woods, for those of you that have been living under a rock, wearing a hood and earbuds, is the most famous professional golfer who ever lived. He also is, predictably, a control freak and a lothario. A lothario that has most likely slept with thousands of women while using the cover of being married as a disguise. Like a really low-rent superhero. A couple of text messages were sold to the highest-bidding tabloids, but guess what? You can make sure some people will never see your text messages again with the new Tiger Text app.

The Tiger Text app will let you cover your tracks completely, discreetly, provided that your loved one also can’t read iPhone screens and doesn’t know what apps do which. Basically, if she can’t read good, this app will work wonders for you. It lets you input how long you want certain text messages to remain in your phone’s system and after that amount of time expires, it’ll delete them. Like dust in the wind.

The app is free for the first 100 messages, then 1.49 for ever 250 messages each month.

So if you’re sending text messages and are looking not to irritate your well-intentioned, poorly-reading wife, this might be the app for you.