Did the Chile Earthquake Knock Earth off Axis?

By James Sheldon on March 2nd, 2010

earthThat’s a great question, Manolith readers!

Let’s step into the lab, and get lost in an unending cycle of speculation! I love science. I do. I’m fascinated by it. But give me a few more enjoyable “what ifs” and possibilities to chew on.

Beyond the tragedy of the 8.8 magnitude quake that rocked Chile, and the subsequent tsunami that claimed even more lives, NASA has informed the scientific community and general public, that the quake popped the earth’s surface hard. Hard enough to slightly deviate the axis of the oblique spheroid we all call home. This conversation is one of a recyclable nature, and after every large quake, geologists often state that the day was possibly shorter due to the event. No, not figuratively. Literally shorter–by microseconds.

The general consensus for the Chile quake is that it may have bumped the earth’s axis by 3 inches, making the earth turn faster, thus making the day 1.26 microseconds shorter. Seriously. How long is a microsecond, you ask? 1/1,000,000 of a second. Faster than you can blink your eyes, faster than Steve Jobs can admire his own work, but not faster than Kim Kardashian crashed Reggie Bush’s post-Super Bowl interview. Did you see that crap?

Theories have abounded and continue to abound about the shift in the earth’s poles. Could the earth flip? The north pole becoming the south pole and vice versa? Man. That would suck for Google Maps. And for those of us living in the northern hemisphere, we’d have to adjust to the toilets swirling in the opposite direction. Ugh. Then there is the Polar Shift theory, when the poles would disappear completely, leaving the earth to become a chaotic rollie pollie between the index finger and thumb of a 5-year-old. This would happen in two years, of course, as predicted by the Mayan calendar.

In the meantime, if you’re less concerned about the earth’s axis, and more concerned about helping out a few people in Haiti or Chile, the American Red Cross has their science down to an art.

(Image via: NY Daily News)

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Comments

  1. Scott

    March 2nd, 2010 - 7:18:31 PM

    You sound smart but not quite... Coriolis forces do not determine which way toilet water swirls. http://www.ems.psu.edu/~fraser/Bad/BadCoriolis.html

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  2. drea

    March 2nd, 2010 - 11:49:21 PM

    u crack me up. Ya got some good points there. My question is that per say..."if" we did flip upside down or whatever..would it be livable? AND does that mean all our days have shortened? So what happens now...lol

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  3. James Sheldon

    March 3rd, 2010 - 10:21:23 AM

    Scott. It's sarcasm, bro - but that's a very interesting read. Drea, yeah, it would be livable. In truth the whole 2012 has never been an "end of the world prophecy," and it DOES align with some pretty interesting scientific theories... getting to the livable point however, is where things would get interesting. It would definitely present a "survival of a fittest" scenario. If you research it, you can find enough stuff to keep you up at night wondering, that's for sure!

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  4. 2012 Geek

    March 8th, 2010 - 3:09:45 PM

    Last time the axis shifted,the Ice Age started.It took about 2 years.In 2 years is 2012!I used to not believe the 2012 theory but this concerns me.

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  5. tony danza

    March 14th, 2010 - 1:40:55 AM

    who gives a fuck

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  6. Anonymous

    April 22nd, 2010 - 2:24:00 PM

    Y

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  7. Anonymous

    April 22nd, 2010 - 2:25:52 PM

    I THINK MAN CANT PREDICT WHEN THE WORLD WOULD END CAUSE ONLY GOD KNOWS I REALY DONT GIVEA FUCK

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  8. Anonymous

    April 22nd, 2010 - 2:26:40 PM

    I THINK MAN CANT PREDICT WHEN THE WORLD WOULD END CAUSE ONLY GOD KNOWS I REALY DONT GIVE A FUCK

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