Dick Cheney’s heart is pretty much like the Energizer Bunny, if the Energizer Bunny invaded a bunch of countries undeservedly and dodged drafts and such. He’s had another skip.
Dick Cheney is like the lovable molestin’ uncle of the United States governing body. That uncle that shoots people in the face, keeps popping up when you least expect them to accuse people of abetting terrorism, and who can’t smile. Seriously, have you seen Dick Cheney smile? Like a normal human being. I’ve never seen Dick Cheney smile normally. It’s always a sort of murderous smirk. I’ve seen Sasquatch more than I’ve seen empathy cross the man’s face.
Anyway, Dick Cheney’s heart is really God’s way of heckling him. And it heckled him recently, ironically after a trip to the Conservative Political Action Conference. Where he heckled Barack Obama. The Conservative Political Action Conference? That sounds like there should be people blowing shit up at that thing. But chances are, they’re all just standing around talking about how the world is going to hell, and something needs to be done about it.
The exertion clearly took a toll on Cheney, as he suffered his fifth heart attack.
So here’s to Cheney: politics’ Redd Foxx, minus the humor. And insight.
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nic
February 24th, 2010 - 6:26:17 AM
Someone bring that man a BLT.
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