Lady Gaga’s Gennies And Brit Awards Performance Will Destroy You

By Mark Lorenz on February 17th, 2010

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Remember all those rumors about Lady Gaga being a dude? They were wrong. Dead wrong.

Remember how ridiculous they were, spurred on by a rabid fanbase confused by her violent image clashing with her poppy music? Those days, those happy days where you haven’t seen Lady Gaga’s vagina…are over. Mourn for them. For your eyes will be seared into the back of your head.

And you shouldn’t be surprised. Even Lady Gaga’s vagina fits in with her whole image. It paints a world of a thousand images with a single angry stance. It is futuristic, frightening, and posturing. It wants you to listen to the words it speaks, but is unwilling to drop the image whilst in public places. And realistically, it’s probably filled with glitter and blood packets.

Lady Gaga was performing at the Brit Awards, doing her frightening carnival show act to disguise the electro-dance melodies, and little Gaga decided to make an appearance. So if there were any of you who were thinking, “You know who’s really hot? Lady Gaga,” she has now engineered you to think otherwise.

I’m telling you, look at this at your own risk. You can’t say I didn’t warn you, because these last 150 words or so have been a warning. You’re going to look at Lady Gaga’s vagina. You’re going to look at it, in this video.

Or in these pics.

And then you will cry.

Video via: Youtube.com